Of Happiness and Valiums

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Top 3 Most Annoying Male Course Mates

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When you’re staying in an all-girls college and when 90% of your classmates are female, you can’t help but be pulled into that foreboding black hole of…

CUTE GUYS DISCUSSION TEEHEE!

If you know me personally, you’d probably realise that it’s not exactly my bread and butter. I’d rather discuss Dyjae, Farah and Mirah and other hot girls scientific anomalies, the latest shocking stories on the divisible line of human compassion and animalistic cruelty or my favourite of them all; the latest gadgets hardly available as of yet.

Of course, I don’t get much of that in UiTM and after spending three semesters here, it’s inevitable that I’ve adapted to the culture and conventional objects of interest. Which is, surprise surprise, the opposite sex.

In complete honesty, I’ve only found one guy to be attractive out of the whole male population in UiTM. However, he’s relatively unknown thanks to his low-profile stance and shy demeanour, which makes him more appealing. He’s fairly good looking but best of all, since he frequents the gym, he has that slightly muscular and lean figure which he, thank god, doesn’t showcase to the world in the form of extra small polo T’s or ridiculously tight jeans. Plus, he’s in the Dean’s list.

He’s also Izyan’s latest crush, heh heh heh. :P

Back to the point, since guys dominate most of the conversations with most of my acquaintances here, I’ve noticed that there are names that would invariably pop up. Here are the top three, followed by my personal opinions of them (Keep in mind that I don’t know any of them personally):

Note: I’m not really sure how accurate the subjective descriptions of their innate personalities are, seeing as they’re comments and reviews by my friends who have crushes on them. Though the physical attributes associated to them are my personal opinions.

Guy #1: Izmil

(Sorry for the crappy picture, it was taken from the APAcS Friendster profile. :P)

One thing about Malay girls, is that they really dig Malay Chinese-looking guys. Which is… very lame. It’s probably because actual Chinese boys give them scant attention.

And, here’s a jaw-dropper, this guy has somewhat Chinese features.

Gasp.

Fair skinned, slightly slanted eyes and a sharp chin, he’s an instant favourite at first glance and very much over-rated. He’s so popular that even though he seems to be the quiet and low-profile type, he has flocks of visually challenged adoring fangirls. I find him not so annoying because reportedly, he’s not flirtatious with girls and he wears only casual clothes. He’s rather short, however, but it wouldn’t be slim-pickings for him seeing as most of the girls here are goddamn annoying dear lord why must they exist and torture me so short anyway.

More importantly… he’s an APAcS member.

DIE APACS MEMBERS, DIE DIE DIE.

 

Guy #2: Hazriq

(Don’t blame me for the down syndrome looking picture. It took ages to find his Friendster profile and even then, the pictures were crappy. Stupid.)

Now this guy is unbelievably popular as well. I’m not annoyed by him as much as the previous one, because he gets his adulation from being a very nice and helpful APAcS member. In fact, word is, he’s actually responsible and does good with his obligations, so no triple ‘DIE!’ angry bursts at him.

Well, maybe just one.

DIE.

This guy, however, is not too good looking. Button-nosed and slightly pug-ish features, he’s also relatively short and chubby. He wears tight shirts that seem to be almost ripping at the seams, too. But, even I admit it, he has really nice eyes. Someone once told me that you don’t need very attractive features, only very mesmerising eyes to have people falling for you.

He’s a walking testament to that statement (Ooo testament is an anagram of statement. Coincidence?).

It is also important to note that his fangirls are the least annoying, since he attracts the shy, quiet type.

 

Guy #3: Qushay

(From his friend’s Myspace profile, seeing as his was set to private. Man can’t believe I wasted my time searching for all these pictures. You people better pay me for giving visual depictions.)

This name I will never forget (Though I keep forgetting his face >.>).

If the previous two can’t really care less about clothes, he is more fashion conscious, preferring the rock star wannabe look, complete with emo hair *cough*lame*cough*. He’s very tall and owns rather forgettable, pretty boy features. Girls adore him because he gives off the ‘cool’ vibe, sort of like your typical clichéd bad boy in a clichéd high school scene.

He’s the most annoying because he’s the most popular. In fact, that’s the reason his name is imprinted in my brain. Like him or not, his name never fails to pop up very frequently since he’s either the subject of hate, or like, but almost never neutrality.

Now I’m more concerned about his fangirls. His fangirls are the boisterous, attention desperate, dolled up types. He’s popular with the karat girls (dyed-hair chicks), the generic Gucci bag, wears-D&G-sunglasses-indoors chicks or the two-sizes-too-small-mini-Ts and extra-low-rise-jeans airheads.

You know what, I think they deserve their own special mention;

 

Guy Girls #4: Qushay’s fangirls

When it comes to guys, I either enjoy their company (very few of them. Maynard, Gerard, Zakil, Jerome, Frederick, Azizul, Daniel, Larry you get a special mention here :D) or ignore their existence completely. With girls, I either really like, or really hate them. I like Dyjae, Mirah and Farah because they’re really attractive, yet they act humbly and almost take no notice of their own prettiness.

I’m not too annoyed by Izmil or Hazriq’s fangirls as well, since although apparently blind and with bad taste, they’re rather decent people.

Qushay’s admirers however… eesh.

They’re hardly attractive… in fact, they’re downright fuck ugly (except for this one totally hot karat girl who I have my eyes on), brand conscious, materialistic and their backs are arched so prominently, I swear they’re gonna poke someone’s eyes out one day. Like their object of interest, they’re the clichéd ‘it’ girls of a student community.

Only that they’re ugly.

Which I find discomforting (UiTM’s weird. The beautiful ones are submissive while the ugly ones are over-the-top).

But worse of all is how blindly and obviously they lavish him with attention, which is an embarrassment to the female race in and of itself. If Guy #1 and Guy #2’s fangirls would look at these two behind shady pillars or stealing only covert glances at them, Guy #3’s are the “Oh no you don’t, bitch. He’s mine, ghetto style baby!” *snaps fingers* type.

Jeez. And they say the males are the ones disintegrating our female pride and respect.

You know, the actual point of this post was to give a message/caveat to some;

Dear people with nothing better to do with their lives… if you’re a UiTM friend of mine, please do me a favour:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.

Written by aziemah

August 23, 2008 at 8:24 am

Posted in Uncategorized

11 Responses

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  1. I pity you, to have to endure this kind of thing. Same thing happens here too at UNIMAS medic.

    Chiharu

    August 23, 2008 at 3:59 pm

  2. you’re kinda bitter, aren’t you? no matter, i still love you..

    and hey, i would have been on of those fangirls too!! i might just visit u one day in uitm in my tube top, hyper mini skirt and hooker heels and scream at the top of my lungs “JIEMAHHHHH!!!!!!”. simply cause its fun ;)

    nurisya

    August 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

  3. u dont have a tag board.

    how am i spos to be in front of ur house when im at work, dear?

    TEAM EDWARDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    isya

    August 27, 2008 at 5:05 am

  4. UNIMAS too? I guess stupidity is not only restricted to Peninsular Malaysia. :D

    I SWORE IT WAS YOU, NURISYA! I was like, oh shit, is that her? …Yeah that’s the thrilling story of the day. And um… if you really did that… we’re related… how?

    aziemah

    August 30, 2008 at 11:53 am

  5. apa nama agik nak tuk

    jali

    September 3, 2008 at 1:54 am

  6. you look familiar…any chance you’ve ever been to a petronas educamp before.

    darkforgetness

    September 17, 2008 at 3:55 am

  7. ur back from kuching!!!!!

    ur not spending raya with me?? :(

    isya

    September 23, 2008 at 3:29 am

  8. ummm…qushay tu sapa?

    nama ariq aliff huzairiq la, bkn hazriq.

    gosh, what will happen if the girls find your blog?

    kak wani

    September 26, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  9. hahaha..da pic of guy 2 is cute.he actually has a very pretty eyes.
    be careful girls out there,…his eyes can make many girls melt wifout u realising it..=p

    princess

    October 28, 2008 at 5:31 am

  10. uuh, first time here but anyway i guess u live in malaysia? and you’re a malay boy? first i thought man what a pathetich little boy, talkin shit about chinese ppl! if you are talking shit about chinese ppl then DIE DIE DIE FUNKIN RACIST! if you’re not and juz taking shit about anyone who gets girls then youre just a jealous little shit :) and then at the end about the ghetto snap thing i stared to actually like you :P anyway didn’t know what all this was about juz keep out from the racist thing…

    anonym

    December 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm

  11. I really enjoyed reading your post, keep up writing such interesting stuff!

    Sauroarrehoca

    December 12, 2009 at 1:22 am


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